There’s just something about a new bike….
My buddy across the street called yesterday in a hurry. He was at the bike shop and wanted to know if he should buy this bike. His wife had given him permission, and he’d been thinking about getting into a little bit better shape and it was a pretty good deal….
Short answer: Yes!
After he got home he shot me a picture of his new steed.

And the following text conversation ensued:

When you get a brand new bike, all shiny and sparkly, tell me honestly: Don’t you let it spend the night inside? And woudn’t you consider sharing the bed with it?